{"product_id":"colour-me-stressed","title":"Colour Me Stressed","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis description has good bones — the voice is right, the audience targeting is sharp, and the gift-giving angle is smart. But it's doing too much. It reads like every sales page trick stacked into one listing: emoji headers, feature lists, use-case lists, gift-recipient lists, format lists, a CTA with finger-pointing emojis. By the time someone scrolls through all of it, the fun of the original voice has been buried under corporate-sales-page structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Stressed book's whole appeal is that it's \u003cstrong\u003eloose, irreverent, and knows its reader.\u003c\/strong\u003e The description should feel the same way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHere's a tightened version:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe adult colouring book for legends who are cooked, cranky, and completely over it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNeed a laugh? Need a break? Need the world to bugger off for five minutes so you can breathe?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis sweary, stress-melting, Aussie-as-hell colouring book is packed with 69 pages of chaos, calm, insults, affirmations, and absolute filth — all wrapped in detailed line-art animals and patterns you can colour at home, at work, or while hiding in the pantry with a block of chocolate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePour a wine. Grab your pencils. Colour your frustrations away like the foul-mouthed masterpiece you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e69 pages of Aussie swear words and phrases, A to Z\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDetailed line-art animals, mandalas, and ornate lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA4 and US Letter sizes — works wherever you are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA cheeky \"This Book Belongs To\" page\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCompletion certificate (because you deserve it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrintable forever — colour as many copies as you want\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho It's For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBurnt-out mums. Midlife women. Office workers who need a silent scream break. Teachers, nurses, retail staff — absolute saints. Your sweary best friend. Your sister, your mum, your boss (if she's cool).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAnd you. Especially you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes a Cracking Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBirthdays. Secret Santa. Mother's Day. Girls' nights. Hens' nights. Or anyone who says \"nah, I'm fine\" but clearly isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Quick Heads-Up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis is a digital download — no physical book will be shipped. Your PDF will be ready instantly at checkout, so no waiting, no stuffing around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eColour on paper with pencils, textas, or crayons. Or colour digitally on your iPad in Procreate. Re-print your favourites as many times as you like. Once it's yours, it's yours forever, legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e— Gill, Midrising™ Founder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePart of the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.midrising.com.au\/collections\/just-for-fun\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Just for fun collection by Midrising\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eJust For Fun\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midrising™","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46257243422973,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2488\/1484\/files\/CoverPage_268e3695-bb5f-4d01-92ad-ebc91c393774.png?v=1776495531","url":"https:\/\/www.midrising.com.au\/products\/colour-me-stressed","provider":"Midrising","version":"1.0","type":"link"}